clocked on

Literally means 'realised' or 'understood', virtually always said after just - just clocked on (just realised)

Person A: "Oh, he was joking."

Person B: "Yeah, I just clocked on."

by Spice Tropics May 6, 2013

deuce on the clock

Precisely, taking a shit while being paid at work.

Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.

Clock means clocked in at work.

Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb

While at work today I took a deuce on the clock.

Took a deuce on the clock in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.

Taking a deuce on the clock in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.

Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major deuce on the clock.

by @AKADonaldTrump January 24, 2015

If it’s on the clock

they get the cock.

Yo, if it’s on the clock, they get the cock.

by Accidental rape February 13, 2018

Piss on the Clock

When you take a piss before you punch out at work.

Employee #1: Hey man, want me to punch you out?
Employee #2: No man I'm gonna take a piss on the clock.

by ASSMANIA!ASSMANIA! July 30, 2011

On The Clock Dump

Taking a poop at work while getting paid.

Bob just clocked in at work. Its time for his morning On The Clock Dump.

by hangnail1 June 29, 2012

put the clock on

To time. To measure with a timer.

Move boy, we put the clock on you.

by ben42 June 12, 2007

if your age is on the clock your ready for my cock

A quote originated from Robbie Donald, Now a boy named Casin Mitchell takes this quote to heart.

Boy 1: Hey! How old are you?
Boy 2: I'm only 12!
Casin Mitchell: If your age is on the clock your ready for my cock

by Ehat is this May 4, 2023