The Omelette

When a person cums in an ear and then folds the ear over.

She wanted breakfast in bed so Mateo gave her the omelette.

by Illinwill August 30, 2014

omelette

Slang word for a sexual orgy.

"'Ow about we all come back to mine and we can 'ave a French, English, Irish, American, Korean omelette, oui?"

"A guy invited me back to his for an omelette last night. Ended up having a big orgy with loads of his friends. It was strange though, because he didn't cook me any eggs in the morning..."

"That was one crazy omelette we had last night"

by SandwichMaker November 7, 2012

omelette

An egg based dish - the poor man's lunch.

Take three eggs, toss them in a mixer, throw in half an onion, salt and pepper, then fry in a pan until it looks edible.

Voila, you have an omelette.

by Tronno December 4, 2004

omelette

when you cum in a girl's ear and then fold it over, imitating an omelette

that bitch pissed me off so i gave her an omelette and now she's got an ear infection...serves her right

by dramarama18 April 25, 2005

omelette

also known as omelet; eggs usually cooked over a stove in a frying pan; a degrading term for people over 5 feet.

"Mmm! I smell a tasty omlette!"

"Hey! That person just insulted my short friend! What an omelette."

by Axe-Hand Gremlin January 6, 2009

chin omelette

the result of a male nutting on the chin of another person's face

I gave Susie a massive chin omelette last night while she sucked my cock.

by slingblade January 21, 2003

omelette head

when someone's hair is two different colors so that the top is one color and the bottom is another.

a boy with a blonde top hair and dark bottom hair is an omelette head. or a girl who dies her hair blonde and lets the rots grow out dark so that all the hair on her head down to her ears is dark and all the hair below the ears is blonde....

by gibbergoo September 20, 2009