Omegle 

Where people go for 10 minutes when they've been blocked from chatroulette.

"You have been blocked for 10 minutes"
Oh well, Omegle it is.

Omegle by jatr June 14, 2010

omegle 

You: i know you're there.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I am here
You: you weren't going to initiate?
Stranger: I wasn't intending to
Stranger: no
You: oh, and why is that?
Stranger: I'd rather be engaged
Stranger: than engage someone
You: yet, you're on this website. don't you find that slightly hypocritical?
Stranger: I'm here to be entertained
Stranger: I have no incentive to entertain

I'm looking for this stranger from omegle.

omegle by iNeedToFindYou July 24, 2012

Omegle 

An anomynous chat service, sort of like an improved version of chatroulette where you can select either webcam or text chat. This website is a great boredom killer but most of the stuff people say is either Asl (Age, sex, location) or male/female.

You: Hello!
Stranger: asl
You: not telling
PEDOPHILE HAS DISCONNECTED

You: Hello
Stranger: M/F?
You: Male
YOUR PARTNER HAS DISCONNECTED.
That's Omegle for you.

Omegle by le penis head April 29, 2010

omegle 

pretty much the most fun you can have with absolutely no consequences

welcome to omegle
YOU-sup
stranger-hey, A/S/L?
YOU-16/M/mexico
stranger-mexico huh?
YOU- yup, im in the cocaine buisness
stranger-...
YOU-want some coke?
stranger-STRANGER HAS DISCONNECTED

omegle by ShittyHawk5000-seeminglyscene? August 4, 2009

Omegle 

A social webcam website that links you to random strangers, but very rarely do you meet anyone normal. Instead, you will find countless penises, trolls, and people jacking off.

J: I was bored last night, so I went on Omegle.

K: Did you meet anyone interesting?

J: I saw sex penises and three guys dressed like Spider-Man before I gave up.

K: I saw thirteen penises, five guys dressed like Batman, someone passed out, and someone in an Easter Bunny costume holding a beer.

J: Wow, you have endurance!

Omegle by Lilyitha April 21, 2014

Omegle 

A free chatroom where people sit and talk about sex. Here's a real convo I had about 2 minutes before writing this:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii. 17/m/tx looking for really cute girls to skypee with ;)
You: mmmm
You: : )
You: I'm cute
You: : )
Stranger: lol you sure?
You: well i think!
You: blonde
You: 5'3'
Stranger: lol you got skype?
You: c cup
You: no zits
You: yup
Stranger: hmm. then what are we waiting forr?
You: i lied to you: I really a pedophile. I live in Colorado, i'm a 50 year old man, and i'm wanted in 5 states.
You: lol
Stranger: lol
You: aren't we all...
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: first i gotta see your pics...
You: then learn your address
You: then kidnap you
You: rape you
You: then throw you onto the street
You: like a dog
You: then come back her
You: and start the process again
You: so... pics first?
Your Omegle conversational partner has disconnected.

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Omegle by OMEGLITE May 16, 2010

Omegle 

troll central

Omegle.com Talk to strangers!

Stranger: i hate life
You: life just giving you lemons, eh?
Stranger: Def.
You: hm. :( mebbe i could cheer you up.
Stranger: how?
You: amazingly hilarious site esp for ppl whose life has been giving them s**t.
Stranger: really? what is it?
You: lemonparty.com
Stranger: oh, i will most def check it out
You: ENJOY!
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

your conversational partner has disconnected.

Omegle by Rickroll12345 December 30, 2010