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omaha scorcher

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When a woman that has an intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations and you allow her to defacate on your bare face. In other words when she has diarrhea and you let her shit on your face.
After you gave me that blumpkin it really put me in the mood for an omaha scorcher.
by Green Goblin1111 January 2, 2011
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Omaha Swap

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When you need to use the restroom, are still thirsty, and just happen to have a drink in your hand. As one liquid goes out, the other is taken in, hence the "Swap". Many individuals try to consume their entire beverage before they are finished urinating.
"Oh man, that party was insane, people were so drunk that they were even Omaha Swapping it out in the bathrooms."
by Big Daddy Phil June 25, 2008
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omaha slip and slide

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Omaha slip and slide is when you do your girl in the shower, bust a nut inside her, and she let's the jizz slip down her leg, catches it in a shot glass and let's the jizz then slide down her throat.
by his_goose March 3, 2010
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omaha slip and slide

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Omaha slip and slide: is when you do your girl in the shower, bust a nut inside her, and she let's the jizz slip down her leg, catches it in a shot glass and let's the jizz then slide down her throat.
Dude, I had the best night ever last night! I got home from work and my old lady was totally down for an omaha slip and slide. She's amazing..
by his goose March 3, 2010
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Like the Carolina Squat, but with race cars shortly after launching. Most noticeable on cars with wheelie bars, sans wheels.
"Hey! Did you see Joey's Omaha Squat at The Equalizer Street Race in Kansas last week?"
by NopityNopelstein March 29, 2021
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Omaha Steamer

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Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, this involves someone defecating on their sexual partner’s chest after consuming large quantities of corn.
For our 10th anniversary, my wife decided to spice things up by giving me an Omaha Steamer.
by BornEnigma December 25, 2023
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omaha shield

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the “omaha shield” is a term to describe how all the bad weather goes around specifically downtown omaha and council bluffs.
did you hear about all the tornadoes that tore through all of the areas around omaha?”

“yeah. none hit omaha just the suburbs

“must’ve been the omaha shield”
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