Something that would be much more fun to watch if the competitors were allowed to take drugs.
Just watched a midget run the 100m in 6 seconds flat, then burst into a roid rage and attack the crowd. These Olympics are awesome!
by JaggerMaster July 26, 2012
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Shorthand for "The Olympic Games": A sporting event held every four years on a very uneven playing field where rich countries' athletes kick poor countries' athletes butts so rich countries can gloat.
Olympics! Yeah! Time to kick some Tajikistan butt!
by QwertyChris July 28, 2012
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Epic, unprecedented, fantastic, awe-inspiring, with fanfare. Usually refers to an admirable action, but can also describe anything visually, technically or demonstratively notable or outstanding.
His ability to projectile vomit into the intended receptacle was Olympic.

She strode in 6" Louboutins on the craggy cobblestones of the Meat Packing District in Olympic fashion.
by Webdebnyc January 21, 2013
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The multinational games meant for fun and nationalprode, but over the years has gone to the dominant American team.
In 1896 when it started, the Olympics were fair. Now, in 2012, the US Team has been dominant on many levels in many events.
by jporregorre August 2, 2012
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n. Loose assemblage of activities undertaken quadrennially by over-ripped folk with an odd view of life and difficulty prioritising. Small trinkets on coloured ribbons and needlessly ostentatious flower arrangements are commonly given to several of the better entrants as stirring tunes play. Flags and advertising signage tend to be prominently displayed and portly men in suits shuffle about needlessly.

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I couldn't sleep yesterday so I flicked on the olympics and caught some women's arm wrestling; it looked like the 85kg class. I think a Bulgarian won. Then there was rhythmic gymnastics. I swear to God. Rhythmic gymnastics.
by gnostic1 July 19, 2012
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The worlds bigggest organisation, dedicated to getting the very best sporting men and women from across the globe, to have sex, under the guise of doing sport. This is not a lie, Half the fun at the olympics (for the athletes) is the sex. It happens. Fact.
Journalist: so, whats your favourite part about the Olympics?

Super-Athlete #1 : can you keep a secret?

Journalist : sure

Super-athlete #1 : the sex, is AMAZING
by janner_do August 20, 2011
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1- Drama queen, always looking for clout and attention.

2- Nice person, kind and selfless who wouldn't think about hurting others
"you see that girl over here???she starting ranting in the school halls, totally an olympe"

"he's so kind he gave me 10$ to buy that new book, he truly is an olympe"
by Emerald Chase Jackson January 3, 2019
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