Old Bean

1)Referring to and or about an extremly elderly or a diabolically mishapen object or person 2) Aged part of any seedbearing plant in which the plant is unable produce offspring due to the elderlarity of the bean 3) Maniacs whom attack innocent villagers due to a loss of brain cells

The Old Bean was so elderly, and mentally insane, that he ravenged the poor children with his fluttering mustache.

Ex. the toad guy off of mario party, thor, possibly leviathan, nearly anyone with a raggity beard or 'stache

by Chris Podany March 25, 2008

Old Bean Burrito

The process of pooping into a vagina then using two fingers to wipe the vag clean of the excess poop, then proceeding to eat the girl out

Dwight had to shit very badly, yet was hungry for mexican food at the same time during intercourse. He looked deeply into Michelle's eyes shit in her pussy, wiped off the extra, then ate her Old Bean Burrito.

by DwightPegusus December 09, 2010

Flicking The Old Bean

Exercising the “wit center” of one’s brain, through the use of spoken or written words, where the stated goal is to play with language, rather than to effectively communicate a specific idea itself.

Sometimes referred to as "Vocabulary Masturbation."

Chris and Jesse do a lot of flicking the old bean every Wednesday while drinking beer.

by jRiddle December 21, 2019

old bean

An old man/woman over the age of about 60 who is mean.

'That old bean man next door won't throw my basketball back'

by J&J July 26, 2007

Good morrow old bean

Just a greeting, like hello but more colourful

Good morrow old bean

by Kt VV February 02, 2010