old spice

the reason you fucked that bitch

Tommy wore old spice and had a threesome

by thatguyzzz May 20, 2015

old spice

(n.) A masculine blend of sweat, gasoline, and animal blood, it is the sure way to snag the hottest chick at the bowling alley.

Used car salesmen smell like Old Spice and drink Miller High Life.

by Mr. Erik May 2, 2006

Old Spice Guy

Actors name Isaiah Mustafa. Main icon of the Old Spice franchise's ads. The best thing ever to happen to advertising.

old spice guy: Did you know that I'm riding this horse backwards?... HIYAH!!

by HungryNoobivore July 15, 2010

Old Spice

A perfume designed for men to make them smell good and disguise body odors when they don't have time to shower

Kaylee : Don't you just love it when Chad wears Old Spice to work!
Kiersten : Not really I prefer Jake cause he wears Axe!
Kaylee : Yeah I see where your coming from Jake makes Chad smell like A outhouse!
Kiersten : And Jake has a bigger cock as well!
Kaylee : WOW!!!

by SlopNChop May 17, 2017

Captain Old Spice

A worthy sea captain who constantly scores plenty of pussy.
a.k.a a modern Pimp.

Man...he's soo cool we nicknamed him Captain old Spice.

Chuck Noris is a Captain old Spice.

by Captain Old Spice January 22, 2009

Old spice

Pure awesomeness; of the highest praise. Used to describe extreme events and/or acts of manliness. The persons involved in said events/acts automatically gain a man card.

Nelson: Did you see Morgan pull off that Parkour stunt.

Dax: Yeah it was pretty amazing!

Trevor: It wasn't just amazing, it was Old Spice!

by moe472 February 21, 2011

A[n] Old Spice Man

a legendary creature whose swan dive is majestic and his mating call is a snap of his fingers, attracting worthy females from across the lands.

An Old Spice Man may be seen as: Jesus, Chuck Norris's son, a battle between God and the devil(involving no violence), a backwards horse, or Isaiah Mustafa.

by TheAllknowingISAIAH August 24, 2011