oil change

an oil change is a euphemism for a blowjob, which in turn in a euphemism for oral sex, which in turn does not count as cheating (C:

Friendly Girl: Hey there soldier, you look like you could use an oil change
Sgt. Blue Balls: How did you know?
Prvt. Les: Careful she don't just bite it off.

by lowercased April 15, 2006

Oil Change

When you anoint someones head with motor oil.

1. It was a crying shame to watch the election until someone gave Hillary Clinton an oil change.
2. I checked my car after the mechanic gave my car an oil change and the front seat had motor oil in it.
3. Girl you'd better get your oil change today, Billy Mays here.

by 400 Queseritos October 11, 2016

Oil Change

the act of getting screwed in the ass.

"Dude, I got my oil changed last night."

by StalkerMunkie November 9, 2007

oil change

when a man sticks his dick up a woman ass and urinates between her cheeks

OMG!! Jacob just Kaylee’s dump truck an oil change!

by BigTittyLizzy April 28, 2023

Oil Change

The act of inserting a funnel into someone's asshole and then spewing your own diarrhea into said funnel.

My girl wanted a Cleveland Steamer last night. I wasn't feeling well so my poop wasn't solid. We opted for an Oil Change instead.

by TR653 October 18, 2008

Oil Change

When you are sitting on the toilet, and the act of your poop dropping into toilet water, followed by the toilet water splashing up onto your anus.

Hey, Tom, how was your bowel movement?" "It was good, had an oil change which made the cleanup easier."

by PrescriptionK February 20, 2011

oil change

To stick your dick in bitch's asshole, and try as hard as you can to pee in her dirty slut ass.

That bitch Gabriel just got an oil change.

by Chaimo March 15, 2008