oh lawd jesus

Black women dialogue for; "Oh how interestingly spontaneous that this particular event occurred at this paradime."

Shaniquela: "Oh Mama Jackson, me and Jamar O'Ryan are having a baby."

Mama Jackson: "Oh lawd Jesus!"

by Le_Willis May 21, 2014

Oh My Jesus

To be used when something is amazing/shocking to emphasise how you feel. It is not the same as Oh My God which would be a bigger deal, and really, doesn't sound as good. Can also be shortened to OMJ.

OH MY JESUS! I just saw Sally banging Paula's ex!

OH MY JESUS! I think we ran over a squirrel.

by newkidondablock September 22, 2011

Oh lord jesus

When someone does something dumb out of no where.
When someone looks dumb.
When something happens unexpectedly.

Jocelyn: "hey, did you see ally's makeup today?"
Arlette: "no why?"
*arlette sees ally's horrifying make up*

Arlette: "oh lord Jesus"

by issasneak August 10, 2017

Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits

An exclaimation, generally used to describe either something surprising or something extremely cool, radical, awesome, or any other adjective from the Ninja Turtle vocabulary.

"Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits! Check out those...tits!"

by Kristoffer Grizzose of the Honkey Brigade September 7, 2008

oh jess

a phrase employed after an unfortunate occasion resulting from being under the influence of an intoxicating substance.

oh jess, not another run in with the police!

by UoRSALT November 22, 2010