offside

To take something too far

To cross the line

You can't just walk up to someone and punch them in the face man , that's offside.

Did you just walk up to that broadand grab her, You're offside.

Did you see Yanni, man he's offside.

by thescoop March 5, 2006

The Offsiders

It is a band, consisting of 3 people. Jerry, Jackson, and Adrian. The bottom line is, they eat a lot of poop.

"Should we go see The Offsiders tonight?' -Ulysses
"No, they eat a lot of poop." -Spencer

by Whaleonaboat July 17, 2011

offshit

just not on and off like a bitch but not full bitch

Steven smoked pep spice before going bowling thursday night. Not totally off-fuck, but hes offshit.

by beanshit November 12, 2010

Offside Nazi

Someone who is extremely anal about the offside rule in football, whether the game is social or competitive and will rage on about it; regardless of the fact that noboby else cares.

“Sam is a real Offside Nazi at training”
“I know right, the rest of us are just trying to have fun”

by smashingtod69 August 2, 2011

Offside

An illegal move in football, often mis-understood and often questioned by females with no football knowledge to their more football-aware partners.

Imagine you are in a shop queuing in single file. The girl in front doesn't have her purse, then you realise you don't have yours. The solution is your mate at the back can throw you hers. Once the purse is thrown you can dodge round the girl in front, catch it and run to the cashier. BUT, you must remember that until your mate has "actually thrown the purse" it would be wrong to be in front of the other girl and you would be OFFSIDE!!

by Andrea2580 June 19, 2010

Ofski

Referring to leaving your social m8s and retuning to the real world of reality

"Am ofski m8 had a good nite snorting charly but me mums making rice cakes"

by von goth July 1, 2007

Offside

(In UK Football) Offside is when an attacker is passed the ball while they have pasta bake in their hand and the reciver has a cucumber in their mouth

Fan1: oyyyy how is that not offside?!

Fan2: bloody dirty offside that is.. look you can see the cucumber in his mouth?!!

by T.Barker🌵🌟 October 31, 2017