beat off

masturbate, jack off

Been beatin' off like a madman lately.

by Anonymous November 02, 2002

beating off

see jack-off, beating off is the same as jacking off but it seems to sound more harsh when u say beating rather then jacking

i love to beat off in wierd places

by rhcpgod August 13, 2003

beat off

when you jack off hardcore

doud i just beat off like 10 times
let me beat off in your ass

by taz gam March 21, 2004

beating off

Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature

Bill, the tachometer in you GTO is beating off. (wiggling erratically between 1400 and 3600 RPM)

by andy1 May 23, 2005

beat off

1. to defend ones self against an attack
2. to wank somebody off

dave: if two blokes attacked you would you beat them off?
janet: yes i would beat them both off

by adam h March 01, 2005

Beating Off

When you're doing something musically and accidental get off beat.

Tim: "*1-2, 1-2, 1--2*"
Jon: "Wow Tim, you're really beating off!"

by B Talented January 06, 2008

Beat off

When two guys stand face to face, with a third guy in between them jacking off both guys at the same time. The first guy to jizz wins the prize of getting a cold, metal dildo

Jason won beat off when tony gave him a hand job that he couldnt resist

by ,aw3t68936 June 17, 2009