At 3:30 on Friday the boss emerged from her office and shouted, “why are you all still working? It’s oenoclock!” With which she uncorked the first of what would be too many bottles of Amarone. I love my job.
by Godweiner March 13, 2018
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A viral infection which causes the penis to turn into an O. The viral infection is contracted and spread through sexual contact with an infected individual. Symptoms may include swelling of the genitals, course reddish bumps, discoloration of the genitals, and a burning sensation while urinating.
A viral infection which causes the penis to turn into an O. The viral infection is contracted and spread through sexual contact with an infected individual. Symptoms may include swelling of the genitals, course reddish bumps, discoloration of the genitals, and a burning sensation while urinating.
A week after a "study session" with AOD, Jimmy consulted his doctor and found out there was no cure for his oenis.
by Undariaus November 14, 2007
Get the oenis mug.1. the act of pandering to one's own pretensions by making an excessive fuss over the quality of wines at a party.
2. wine wankery.
Origin: 2007; Gk oǐn(os) wine + after Onan, son of Judah (Gen. 38:9)
2. wine wankery.
Origin: 2007; Gk oǐn(os) wine + after Onan, son of Judah (Gen. 38:9)
"The importance of the difference in taste between a two-year-old Portuguese douro and a two-year-old Portuguese dão can only be fully explained by an expert in oenanism, desperatetly trying to score at a houseparty at 2.30 in the morning."
by Ronan Hodson July 6, 2007
Get the oenanism mug.An œnion is a French cuisine composed of an onion wrapped in orange peeling, despite its simplicity its citrus taste helps complement the crispness of the onion.
Person 1: What's an oenion?
Person 2: Its an onion rapped in orange peel. Also, it's pronounced œnion.
Person 1: I don't believe you.
*Person 2 gives person 1 an œnion*
Person 1: Holy shit.
Person 2: Its an onion rapped in orange peel. Also, it's pronounced œnion.
Person 1: I don't believe you.
*Person 2 gives person 1 an œnion*
Person 1: Holy shit.
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Get the oenecrophiliac mug.Oender(Önder) is the most handsome, talented boy in the world with the longest dick. He likes to flirt with girls but only has his eyes on 1 girl. He likes to keep eyecontact because he has pretty eyes. Everyone loves önder. Everyone wants önder.
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