October 29

National Penis Inspection Day
An annual inspection, which happens on October 29th. Start off by going up to your significant other or someone (with consent), to check their package to make sure everything is alright downstairs.

Gym Teacher: "Guys, it's October 29th, you know what that means"
Josh: "Oh god, I might fail the inspection"
Sarah: "Don't worry, Josh, everything looks alright, you'll be fine!"

by Lord of the Coom October 26, 2020

October 29

This is a THOT day!!!! So talk to an ex or be a hoe

Omg Karen is that Adam you better steal him away from eve .
She cant even blame you cause its October 29 Thot day!!!

by Anonymous American October 29, 2019

October 29

confess to your crush day !
shoot your shot good luck <33

girl : hey Kai since it’s October 29 what better time to say this
boy : say what ?
girl : I like you
boy : oh I didn’t know you felt the same way , I like you too

by iamlikejustsolikecreative October 28, 2019

October 29

GO ASK OUT UR CRUSH YOU COWARD! ILL DO IT. NOW YOU DO IT

Todd:Hey Casey it’s October 29th, you know what that means

Casey: I’m fucking gay

Rip Todd x Casey

2019

by Boooadoop100 October 28, 2019

October 29

National “Lose Your Virginity” Day
So go getum champ

Me: Bruh, do you even know the occasion?
Her: What
Me: Look at Urban Dictionary under “October 29”
Her: I’m down

by I will abduct October 28, 2019

October 29

Throw your tall friend to the ground day. So just throw your friend that is tall.

On October 29 lyla-yay I can throw my friend Abby to the ground just kidding

by Yabsonandsandandlyla October 29, 2019

October 29

national steal someone’s fruit by the foot day

Person 1: Why’d you steal my fruit by the foot?!?

Person 2: Because it’s October 29!!

by Lucas Gilbert October 29, 2019