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Obotomy

An operation one undergoes as indoctrination into Obama-leftist politics. Becoming obotomized causes the mental disorder known as liberalism.
La profesora Adler obotomized her students at Prospect High by having them sing obama worship songs during class.

Michael Savage: The government is offering a new medical procedure; don't do it! Don't take the obotomy!
by Prospect High Class of 2006 August 25, 2009
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Obotulism

DEFINITION 1.) A love-struck form of delusional POISONING-OF-THE-MIND to which O-bots often succumb at Obama rallies. It's believed to be a result of the hypnotic effect of Obama's use of Neuro-Linguistic Programming in the words that are coming out of his mouth.

OR conversely,

2.) A NAUSEATING ILLNESS caused by observing the disgusting display of 'ecstatic glee', 'mindless gullibility', and 'sworn devotion' among throngs of O-bots (who feel they have a psychic link with Barack Hussein Obama or Oprah Winfrey).

3.) Generally, OBOTULISM is any form of mental or behavioral disturbance related to the mind-control techniques employed by Barack Hussein "O"bama or "O"prah Winfrey. (Rare cases implicate Shaquille "O"Neill, and Jay Len"O".)

4.) The Hope For A Cure for OBOTULISM may involve electro-shock therapy and/or traditional Frontal Lobotomy if facts and logical reasoning have no remedial effect on the patient.
EXAMPLE 1.) "A pandemic of OBOTULISM is the only explanation for Obama's approval ratings remaining above 35%."

2.) "After Zoe watched that video of the para-military Obama Youth we had to rush her to the ER with severe OBOTULISM."

3.) "I called-in sick today because Obama's speech on TV last night gave me a wicked case of OBOTULISM. The cameras kept panning from his infatuated admirers to the nauseating specter of Nancy Pelosi on his left shoulder ... and I about shit my pants!"

4.) "Oprah Winfrey has achieved cult status and become rich & famous by taking crafty advantage of OBOTULISM in her adoring fans."
by Juárez deMongo! October 2, 2009
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douche-o-bot

1.)A term relating to any person born within the United States or descending from Britain who usually flies an american flag on their car antenna and spends their entire life working for mega-losers who dont give raises and makes thirty times more money than the average douche-o-bot.

1.25) A right wing middle class american modern day slave

1.5)Referring to one who has innate robotic and automatic tendencies toward mental retardation, whose very breath causes extreme aggravation of the autonomic and sympathetic nerve cells of all others around them and... can still manage to be employed.

2.)An automatic retard who perpetually and consistently pisses people off to the point where they are lucky to be alive.

3.)A person of disturbed gender.
That bitch is still flappin her jaw.... i dun knocked her ass out thirty times already... she either brain dead or a complete douche-o-bot.

That douche-o-bot has been working at Micky-D's for over thirty years now! Wow... Superdouche!
by StellaGripsnatch November 5, 2011
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obototomobocondo

An out rhyming word that was used to stupefy one's opponent, it has since been replaced by fizzle skizzles
Mom: *lectures*
Son: OBOTOTOMOBOCONDO
Mom: ...
by rexus7 October 28, 2010
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Obots

Oprah's mindless legions.
The Obots drove the book to the top of the NY Times bestseller list in one week.
by Emil Salvini March 19, 2008
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O-bot

One who watches and follows Oprah religiously.
I wanted one book for our book club, but the O-bots chose Oprah's selection.
by cbh5624 October 16, 2008
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Beg-O-Bot

A Beggar who begs for anything and everything you ever had, have now or ever will have.
That Beg-O-Bot standing on the Freeway off ramp holding a carboard sign is such a creep give it a penny and it will show up on your front door begging for the aluminum beer cans from the cold pack you just bought at Kroger 10 minutes ago and cash money for the homeless shelter it lives in.
by Blacky9er#7 November 26, 2013
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