Obotulism 

DEFINITION 1.) A love-struck form of delusional POISONING-OF-THE-MIND to which O-bots often succumb at Obama rallies. It's believed to be a result of the hypnotic effect of Obama's use of Neuro-Linguistic Programming in the words that are coming out of his mouth.

OR conversely,

2.) A NAUSEATING ILLNESS caused by observing the disgusting display of 'ecstatic glee', 'mindless gullibility', and 'sworn devotion' among throngs of O-bots (who feel they have a psychic link with Barack Hussein Obama or Oprah Winfrey).

3.) Generally, OBOTULISM is any form of mental or behavioral disturbance related to the mind-control techniques employed by Barack Hussein "O"bama or "O"prah Winfrey. (Rare cases implicate Shaquille "O"Neill, and Jay Len"O".)

4.) The Hope For A Cure for OBOTULISM may involve electro-shock therapy and/or traditional Frontal Lobotomy if facts and logical reasoning have no remedial effect on the patient.

EXAMPLE 1.) "A pandemic of OBOTULISM is the only explanation for Obama's approval ratings remaining above 35%."

2.) "After Zoe watched that video of the para-military Obama Youth we had to rush her to the ER with severe OBOTULISM."

3.) "I called-in sick today because Obama's speech on TV last night gave me a wicked case of OBOTULISM. The cameras kept panning from his infatuated admirers to the nauseating specter of Nancy Pelosi on his left shoulder ... and I about shit my pants!"

4.) "Oprah Winfrey has achieved cult status and become rich & famous by taking crafty advantage of OBOTULISM in her adoring fans."

Obotulism by Juárez deMongo! October 2, 2009

white botulism 

White girls that like inner city guys. Also tries to fit into inner city culture by:

1) Listens endlessly to Tupac and Biggie

2) Reads Ebony all day, and

3)works in a Mcjob!

Look at Lisa over there all over that inner city guy!

white botulism by Piranha July 30, 2005

Botulism Burger 

A burger (or other 'hot' sandwich or snack) purchased from one of those mobile catering outlets gut truck that appears at any outdoors event or outside nightclubs.

Blimey, that botulism burger has given the the shits.

Botulism Burger by stymaster June 28, 2009

Obomunism 

The combination of Obama and Communism, Turns out the 2 mix quite well. President Obama wants govt. control of banks, manufacturing(GM and Cap and Trade), healthcare and you. It's not crazy talk, it's crazy to ignore all the facts and background. Obomunism.com

Obomunism is bad.

Obomunism by Obomunism August 1, 2009

botulism

1) Quite possibly any health problem you can have.

2) Any unexplained illness or injury.

Holy Fuck, Jules got botulism from all that curry!

botulism by Rhombus of Love September 7, 2005

botulism bot 

Any online record citing a restaurant's failed hygienic inspection, e.g. rats and toxic chemicals detected nrar food storage areas.

Mary, I wouldn't touch that restaurant with a ten-foot pole. The botulism bot says that vermin were found near the food storage areas!

botulism bot by pentozali April 11, 2009

botulism

flesh-eating form of food poisoning, usually resulting from eating Ben's cooking, can result in decomposition, making the sufferer technically a living cadaver

Luke: Bloody nora i've got a bit of the old BOTULISM - i'll never eat one of Ben's bacon sandwiches again; oh bugger my leg's fell off - felch!

botulism by Ben and Luke May 23, 2008