objectaphilia

A person who is sexually attracted to objects.

I think my roomate has objectaphilia, As soon as he saw my new coffe table he immeadetly dropped his pants and began pleasuring himself.

by Boston Legal January 23, 2008

objectaphile

a person or persons who are sexually attracted to objects. As well as a person or persons who would like to have sexual relations with an object or objects

dude 1 - do u wanna make out with ur mic or smth back up dude
dude 2 - actually bro i kinda do, it’s cute

dude 1 - ur an objectaphile????? dude i hate objectaphiles

by Sky the smartie October 31, 2022

Objectphile

Someone who is in love with inanimate objects, this is most common in the Battle For Dream Island fandom and the OSC.

You are all a bunch of objectphiles, it’s just a fucking leaf, jeez.

by luckytaaru December 10, 2020