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Quaker Oats

The nourishing breakfast everybody needs in their life. Consume Quaker Oats and you will become nearly as omnipotent as the Quaker Oats man himself. Every oat, whether it be instant or cooked, is packed with the energy and stat points you need to succeed in life. Legend has it that the Quaker Oats man placed 3 godly stat points in each savory oat. Eat it with applesauce, with fish, or with pineapples- Quaker Oats is what you need for your steps toward omnipotence. The Quaker Oats Man is one of many gods, others including Gatis Kandis and Tongo. Shoutouts to them.
I'm look forward to tomorrow's heart-healthy breakfast of Quaker Oats!
by a nub November 8, 2018
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settle your oats

Damn bitch, why are you yelling, you need to settle your oats.
by ballaforreal May 15, 2009
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sow your oats

To lead a promiscuous and self-indulgent lifestyle. Less stylistically, to nail lots of women before you settle down.
Before Frank got married, he spent two years travelling the country sowing his oats. You should sow your oats before you get too old.
by SimpleMindedTed June 9, 2008
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outsy

An energetic feeling of wanting to go out, usually in the company of good friends.
"Hey John, let's go out tonight. I'm feeling outsy!"
by karimo November 15, 2011
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Oats one

Is a pussy aka toy who is all talk and can run up anytime bitch
by Ozonone bitch May 30, 2016
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Urinal Oats

Noun: During a heavy night of drinking at a bar, the perpetrator thinks he needs to relieve himself and once he gets to the men's room he pukes into the urinal, leaving it for the next guy to view what appears to be "Urinal Oats"cereal.
Ed the bartender is not very happy that he needs to clean up the urinal oats left behind by Earl, the lightweight drunk.
by Abe Vichoada September 8, 2010
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fucking oats

Kiwi slang for a strong agreement to a statement made by another.

more than likely a barstadisation, or poor translation from the Australian term "Fucking Oath"
Me: The new kiwi flag looks like crap

You: Fucking Oats
by dickytim August 29, 2016
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