The nourishing breakfast everybody needs in their life. Consume Quaker Oats and you will become nearly as omnipotent as the Quaker Oats man himself. Every oat, whether it be instant or cooked, is packed with the energy and stat points you need to succeed in life. Legend has it that the Quaker Oats man placed 3 godly stat points in each savory oat. Eat it with applesauce, with fish, or with pineapples- Quaker Oats is what you need for your steps toward omnipotence. The Quaker Oats Man is one of many gods, others including Gatis Kandis and Tongo. Shoutouts to them.
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Before Frank got married, he spent two years travelling the country sowing his oats. You should sow your oats before you get too old.
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Get the Oats one mug.Noun: During a heavy night of drinking at a bar, the perpetrator thinks he needs to relieve himself and once he gets to the men's room he pukes into the urinal, leaving it for the next guy to view what appears to be "Urinal Oats"cereal.
Ed the bartender is not very happy that he needs to clean up the urinal oats left behind by Earl, the lightweight drunk.
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more than likely a barstadisation, or poor translation from the Australian term "Fucking Oath"
more than likely a barstadisation, or poor translation from the Australian term "Fucking Oath"
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