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private ownership

An ownership that is private
by Melufuck July 25, 2022
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Seat ownership

When you have a specific and favourite seat, and your friend or partner let's someone else sit there instead. Paramount to betrayal as it is YOUR spot. you own that spot.
Person 1: Hey, did you let someone use my seat?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: That's MY seat. I claimed Seat ownership.
Person 2: You can't own a seat position!
Person 1: Watch me
by chunkyheff January 28, 2022
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Self-ownership

I own myself, therefore, I have a right to control my own brain chemistry. Give me Adderall! Adderall WEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Hym "In the name of self-ownership is say to thee: GIVETH ME ADDERALL OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!"
by Hym Iam August 7, 2022
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Fair Weather Ownership

When credit is claimed when things go well, but blame is assigned elsewhere when things don't.
One of my team members believes in Fair Weather Ownership. People were happy when he made a big song and dance about the dashboard he just built. When somebody pointed out a minor glitch his response was "it's not my code. it's Firefox that's making it error like that".
by tanjung March 31, 2015
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Transitive Property of Ownership

The equation that shows the moment in which a suburb changes to the "inner city"

Drive-by + Suburb = Inner city
There was a drive-by in the Fryelands last night? When did this place become such a hood? Well according to the Transitive Property of Ownership last night changed everything
by Almighty Reptar June 10, 2013
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Ownership f**k

Given by a girlfriend to a new partner early on in a relationship to establish who's the boss, and who gets to be 'on top'. In male partners it can result in 'bruised dick'.
'How are things going with the girl you met at the gym last weekend?'
'Whew, I've already been subjected to the ownership f**k!'
'You must have one bruised dick, bro.'
by King Kong Santa Claus February 26, 2023
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national give ownership to hunter day 2021-12-23

The day firestar gives hunter owner
national give ownership to hunter day 2021-12-23 the day firestar gives hunter owner
by xxfurryxxxxxxxfirestarxxhunter December 23, 2021
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