GREASED OWL SHIT

The most slippery compound known to man.

Dad- "Be careful driving in this bad weather. The roads are slicker than greased owl shit."

by TheMarkNorman September 15, 2016

Owl sense

Randomly hearing your name from a crowd of people and turning around fast looking for who said it.

Man 1: I swear I just heard my name

Man 2: Must be your owl sense acting up again

by Grand Tissue Box January 2, 2013

owl shit

extremely slippery

After the dude slipped and fell on the newly waxed floor, he got up and exclaimed "Wow, that floor is slicker than owl shit".

by elbib October 21, 2008

dumber than owl shit

Meaning less intelligent than the excriment of a flighted nocternal bird who feasts on small rodents and posses the capability of viewing 180 degrees.

People walking under downed power lines are dumber than owl shit.

by Chris Wollesen April 1, 2006

Neater than owl shit

"Neater than owl shit" is a phrase which describes the overwhelming-neatness of something.

Person 1: "Look at the moon tonight."
Person 2: "That's neater than owl shit."

by Cactus-137 December 23, 2017

Owl Sex

Having silent sex with someone who has not told you their name. This results in the repetition of the word "who" throughout the session, which is the only sound you should hear.

Phil: My neighbor told me he had sex with a stranger, but I all I heard was the word "who".

Steve: That is called Owl Sex my friend.

by The Educator of the Kama Sutra January 21, 2012

slicker than owl shit

cool, neat-o; an amplified version of "slick"

Dude, that new suit is slicker than owl shit.

by headth August 22, 2011