OMILF

Old Man I'd Like to Fuck.

L: 'Al Pacino is an OMILF!'
N:What the fuck is an OMILF?
L: An old man I'd like to fuck!

by Topiandwanker April 18, 2010

Ovillas

Blue Jeans

Dude, everyone on that team was warmin' up in tear-away ovillas. What fags.

by [anonymous een] January 18, 2009

OILF

Octopus I'd like to funk

Everyone is doing it!

by Aaron, "the shark" April 9, 2005

OPILF

Old(er) people I'd like to fuck.

Patrick Stewart is seventy?! I don't care, that septuagenarian is one hot OPILF.

Holy crap, is Helen Mirren an OPILF! Did you see her in that bikini photo??

by pseudowoodnymph May 8, 2011

olilf

Older lady I'd like to fuck

But she has that OLILF button though.

by RougeFox July 31, 2016

OVILEXIA

(o vil eks' e uh) n. The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell "Baa!!" every time you pass a sheep.

See also bovilexia

Diane's ovilexia provided entertainment to the rest of the passengers every time they drove past Black Sheep Meadows.

by runeStorm July 5, 2017

OILF

Acronym for Octogenarians I'd Like to Fuck

Woman in the eighth decade of life who are sexually attractive and alluring. These women are usually models and socialites who have aged exceptionally well. Examples: Carmen dell'Orefice, China Machedo, Elisabeth Himmer-Hirnigel.

"Check out that woman at the opera. She is such an OILF!"

by Jack NYC September 4, 2013