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Sexy Guy, Hella Lit, Every girl's dream, Perfect Skin and Hair. Overall a great guy who is super funny and great to be around. Good With Computers and super smart
Girl: I'm going out with Otis
Other Girl: OMG He's My Ex and I with I never broke up with him
Girl: Well he's mine now
Otis by Autistic Slut June 11, 2018
A big (usually huge) and smelly turd that leaves your ass hurting the whole day after shitting it. May clog your drain if you don't reduce it to pieces somehow, usually with a knife refered to as a poo knife.
"- Dude, you seem depressed, what's happened ?
- Man I've just shitted an otis in there, hurts like hell... i had to cut it with a poo knife!
- Owww thats horrible man !"
otis by georgeoliverready1 June 29, 2007
Verb - When somebody is slowing you down in a crisis because they are hurt, fat, old, or any combination of the three. Often somebody you don't know or like so you decide to save yourself by killing or ditching them so you can make your escape. Comes from the show The Walking Dead.
I was running from a starving rabid bear and Dave was slowing me down because he broke his leg so I had to Otis his ass and leave him.

The zombies where closing in and since I never liked Steve I decided to Otis him by shooting him in the leg and make my escape.

If I where in your shoes I would have Otis-ed her ass and took off.
Otis by Bindsor1.0 November 23, 2011
Someone who acts super weirdly around their crush, and can physically not do anything because of their presence. A person who seems to have no chance of losing their virginity any time soon. On the other hand, a very nice guy who will always give you relationship advice despite not having any experience.
You are such an Otis, can't even talk to a girl. Let alone sit next to one in class.
Otis by AssCrumbs January 23, 2019
He is a man - lover of the obese (men and women ), eater of snacks, and mother of cheese.
Otis by NYANCAT64 February 26, 2018
Otis has braindamage. Otis has always had the dumbs. If your not careful an Otis will start a drug cartel in your back yard. Never get too close to an Otis... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Otis by lil'dooda December 6, 2021