Ort

A regurgitated cum bubble.

"After she swallowed my jizz, she made a funny gurgling sound and she discovered an ort in her mouth."

by Die Lawn Adamek April 19, 2005

ort

The way that some southern-folk, like myself, say "ought".

You ort to go outside today.

by mastertypo March 03, 2005

ort

(arsehole)

you can use this to describe someone who annoys you for example...

" James is a big fat smelly ort.."
or
"joel is too scared to admit he loves ort..."

or you can use it multiple times in a sentence...

" james smells ortful(awful) he ort to have a shower and wash his smelly ort"

by derolict April 28, 2010

orting

the act of being excessivly loud, annoying, obnoxious and/or drunk

pertains to the chant "ORT! ORT! ORT!"

Stop orting in my face!

You just orted everywhere, you must have spilt about five gallons of ort.

Ort! Ort! Ort!

by kunde September 03, 2006

ort

-noun
Someone who sniffs bicycle seats.

"Why don't you like Charlie?"

"Because he's a fucking ort!"

by saggy sammy August 01, 2008

Ort

Ort is an abbreviated version of 'Alright' and is mainly used to greet someone.

This word originates from Bristol, England

"Hey Man, You Ort?"

by George Hemmati October 29, 2008

Ort

1. An exclamatory phrase typically used after a burn.
2. An phrase to express excitement.
3. Synonymous with "awt" (pronounced awwwwwwwt/ought)

1.
A: Dude this shit burns like a bitch.
B: That's what your mom said.
C: ORT!!!

2. A:Dude I got free tickets to the big game!
B:ORT!!! (in place of... oh shit!)

by Ort-Man. June 16, 2007