Zhyre's definitions

I.B.S

Itchy Ball Syndrome.

1. One suffering from lack of sex, usually of the male gender.

Man 1:My god, I've got a bad case of I.B.S
Man 2: Wow, how long has it been, man?
Man 1: About a week.

by Zhyre December 26, 2007

sloogie

1. What one would swallow after an STD infected man's ejaculation.

2. Really thick, slimy semen.

Ed gave off a huge sloogie, I almost choked.

by Zhyre December 26, 2007

Ort

Whatever the hell your neighbour is cooking.

Man, I hate going into apartment buildings. It smells like ort!

by Zhyre December 26, 2007

Xemi

One obsessed with bondage and other forms of hardcore sex.

My god, can't we have sex without you being a Xemi?

by Zhyre December 26, 2007