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Definitions by Zhyre

Whatever the hell your neighbour is cooking.
Man, I hate going into apartment buildings. It smells like ort!
Ort by Zhyre December 26, 2007
One obsessed with bondage and other forms of hardcore sex.
My god, can't we have sex without you being a Xemi?
Xemi by Zhyre December 26, 2007
Itchy Ball Syndrome.

1. One suffering from lack of sex, usually of the male gender.
Man 1:My god, I've got a bad case of I.B.S
Man 2: Wow, how long has it been, man?
Man 1: About a week.
I.B.S by Zhyre December 26, 2007
1. What one would swallow after an STD infected man's ejaculation.

2. Really thick, slimy semen.
Ed gave off a huge sloogie, I almost choked.
sloogie by Zhyre December 26, 2007