ophs!

Onomatopoeic sound made by your best friend after finding him with your wife

you: MOTHERFUCKER!
your best friend: Ophs!

by Morsi April 23, 2005

OPHS

Old People Hatred Syndrome

OPHSER: "God dude your grandma wont shut the fuck up.
I just hate the way she does everything."
Grandson: "Dude it's my grandma, relax!"

by JDong April 4, 2009

oph

Original pleasing human

That man is very popular. He is an oph

by Criostoir Hulme September 24, 2005

Oph

A term that sounds, and is loosely related to the term ''oaf''.

It is a word to define an insane psychopath that is usually, more often than not, perverted. Like an urban ''oaf'' It is the name of one of the anonymous lurker of /b/, Opherian. Used as a codename to this particular anon. Questions arise as to whether creatures that act like thi one are truly human.

''That guy is an Oph.'' Wait, that Oph is here?

by Anthrien. May 31, 2010

Eph Oph

an easier way to type fuck off. Background: I saw it on someones license plate

Eph Oph Aleicia and Rachel, Eph Oph!

by Courtney April 25, 2004

OPH

OPH. Orgasms per hour.

Think of miles per hour, but instead how many Orgasms can you reach per hour with your partner during intercourse ?

“This weekend in trying to cream pie my girl so much we reach our max OPH”
“I haven’t seen my girlfriend in so long, going to make her orgasm so much…who knows how many OPH we’ll have”

‘Dude, we had non-stop sex last night. I didn’t know I could that many rounds. My OPH was up”

by Ppwilld1414 March 21, 2023

Oph

A silly individual

Random dude: omg is that 1ucafart
Other random dude: no it is just hot sexy amazing splendid wonderful spectacular great and powerful gorgeous stunning Oph

by 4bigguysopera January 27, 2023