One eyed jack

A person who shows the good side of themselves, while hiding the other side of themselves as being incredibly repulsive, insincere, malicious, and untrustworthy.

You are a one eyed jack around these parts, Dan. I have seen the other side of your face.

by Lexus Nexus July 3, 2014

One-eyed Date

Similar to a blind date. However, they know what you look like, its just blind for you because you were so blacked out drunk you can't remember what they look like.

Jeremy: I hear you're going out with that girl from Saturday night that drove you home?

Corey: Yeah, I'm a little worried though, its gonna be a one-eyed date since I was soooo drunk I don't even remember meeting her.

by twosticks March 25, 2010

one eyed monster

A nickname for the male penis, as opposed to the female penis.


Occasionally sings with the black eyed peas.

Step right up and see the one eyed monster.- From "The spy who shagged me"

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

One Eyed Chewbacca

A fairly new slang term for vagina.

Her one eyed chewbacca is so nice!

by Uark23 December 5, 2012

one eyed snake

a funny name for a penis

his one eyed snake went into her pink taco

by sqworm June 2, 2004

One Eyed Blender

1. (v) When a man does a backflip off the back of a boat and his crotch is shredded as he comes down onto the propeller.

1. (v) when a mans penis and or nutsack is shredded by a boat propeller.

Jimmy's going to have to get a wooden pirate cock after that one eyed blender he gave himself

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

one eyed wink

To show one's vagina.

She gave me the one eyed wink.

by Jiggawho? April 28, 2006