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Sex on the beach

On the West coast, a drink consisting of vodka, peach schapps, orange juice, and cranberry juice. On the East coast, a drink consisting of melon liqueur and pineapple juice.
Sex on the beach by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

steel on the beach

This is a very common kink among gay guys, where they will get a boner, lay on the sand and play ring toss with each other. surprisingly this sport is banned in most countries. The sport was invented by Tobias Mortensen as he thought normal ring toss was too boring and not gay enough.
guy1: I played steel on the beach yesterday.
guy2: i find that very gay.
steel on the beach by Antondenfede February 1, 2022

As fresh as a stroll on the beach

A phrase used to describe the odor produced by a woman's vagina. This is a polite way of saying that her vulva smells like dead sea creatures.
Doug: I remember the first time I got into Nicole's panties.

Phil: Oh yeah? What was it like?

Doug: As fresh as a stroll on the beach, man.

Phil: That seems to be everybody's opinion of what her crotch smells like. Rotting salmon, decomposing shrimp, with a hint of dead walrus.

sex on the beach

sex on the beach by Genny April 29, 2004

Sex-On-the-Beach

<noun>
a session of masturbation in which the "user" employs sunscreen lotion as a means of lubrication, leaving all lights on and turning the therm up to 84.
"Woke up this morning to my pink Motorola RAZR screaming an indie folk song, had some eggs, a Sex-On-the-Beach, took a shower, then here I am."

sex on the beach

When you go down to the beach and have sex.
Johnny: Want some sex on the beach?
Jilly: That sounds great!
Johnny: Bend over then.
Jilly: You pervert!
sex on the beach by lui kang December 28, 2005