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Oat

A stupid person who lacks basic knowledge, usually a fucking idiot who is ignorant about recent news and is too stupid to realize they are a brain dead mother fucker. Very similar to a human potato or dolt.
1. guy 1: who is the governor of your state?
guy 2: *takes 30 seconds* no fucking clue.
guy 1: you're a fucking oat

2. guy 1: *tries to pull into parking spot someone else is clearly waiting for*
guy 2: "move you fucking oat"
by j_o.e.l February 14, 2018
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Oat

Old Asian troll. While cruising a gay bar in the East Village, we younger men were sipping our wine when, like sharks, a few older Asian men started leching on us.
If partying in the gay bars of the East Village, beware of Oats.
by Jerry Ann August 11, 2010
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Similar to OAP (old age pensioner) an OAT is an old age teenager, a teen nearing the end of their glory days (17-19)
Girl:"omg he got so fit!"

Other girl:"its only because he's an OAT.. you love older boys"
by Clarkey69 December 18, 2019
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rural maratime slang for balls, package, nuts. Used when describing a person jerking off.
"he's feeling his oats" = he's jerking off
by strawberry346 December 22, 2007
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oat

acronym for One Ah Tiong, or a PRC (chinese from China)

Can be used in plural tense, oats, to indicate multiple ah tiongs.
I walked past a group of oats singing Wondergirl "Nobody"
by the oat chief December 1, 2010
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Characterized by fair hair of indeterminate color, light eyes (blue/ gray/ blue-gray/ hazel), long-loose limbs and slow gait like that of oat stalks in the wind. (Also used as 'Oaty', 'Oat-boy'/ 'Oat-girl'. Adj.- 'Oatiness')
Oh, man, that Dan is such a delicious Oat! Love his blond hair, gray-eyed, lazy loping walk.

But I'm never going to get him, he only dates other oats. I am too dark-haired, dark-eyed, short and nimble for him.
by TiniGini December 23, 2008
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Oat

A piece of gum found in a pack of 1968 Topps Football cards that has turned green and yellow from years of deterioration.

Or another name for a 16 year old Chinese boy who can't throw a football.
Damn, I just found me a huge slab of oat in this pack of cards.

Come on Oat, just throw me the damn ball!
by Dennis Woodberry December 23, 2004
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