Nutmustard

Semen

She swallowed all of my nutmustard last night after taking the whole lenght of my love hotdog.

by Paul Bumcheeks July 24, 2003

nutmunch

A Dork.
or
One who munches on nuts(not specifying what kind)

dude, zack is a nutmunch

by Jordan August 17, 2003

nutbud

Derived from nuttbnd, an acronym for "never used to talk, but now do". Used to describe someone that you knew ages ago, but didn't talk to until more recently, and have became good friends with.

Oh, she's one of my nutbuds. Amazing how we clicked when we din tok a single word to each other 10yrs b4!

by kwleow July 5, 2005

nutpuddles

The pools of sperm that gets left on the bed (or where ever ya was doin it) when a condem was not used. It normally will drain/leak out of a snatch.

Better change the sheets, we got nutpuddles all over them.

by honeybunny19 January 11, 2010

Nutmuffin

the total complete opposite of a stud-muffin

Chads such a nutmuffin

by Connor November 4, 2003

Nut Mud

When your banging a chick so hard she farts out a little shit on to your balls. Also see Mud Flaps.

"I was fucking that chick so hard she blew out a little nut mud."

by MR. SHARKEY February 19, 2007

nutmut

Shorter, somewhat comical, and all-around totally rawesomer way of saying nothing much.

Can also be spelled nuttmutt or nuttermutter.

Person 1: Sup d00d?

Person 2: nutmut. How bout chu?
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Person 1: Nutmut goin on here, what bout chu?

Person 2: Nuttermutter.

by d3m0l15h3r December 16, 2009