nutasscold

When it is so cold that your nuts recede into your ass.

I knew it was nutasscold when I couldn't find my testicles.

I knew it was nutasscold when my tongue froze to the telephone pole.

by T & J December 14, 2006

Nutless fuck

A person having no guts, and no glory.

Nate you Nutless fuck! Are you talking dumb again?

by Whiskyghost October 1, 2016

nutless sack of dick

Someone who is too much of a pussy to order a pizza over the phone.

If a friend says, "Hey guys, the gravitational pull from my gaping vagina is causing me to be unable to gather the fortitude of mind to order a pizza this day", one may respond , "Order the fucking pizza you nutless sack of dick".

by mackerbruny February 9, 2010

nutass

one who has had their ass ejaculated on and or in.

John is a nutass, for someone has ejacualted on and or in his ass.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Nutlash

Nutlash - The process of being slapped by a massive nutsack large enough to cause massive damage and blunt force trauma. Similar to whiplash, but the cause of the injury is due to a large nutsack slapping you.

Emma: Hey Jo, can you pick me up from the hospital? I was nutlashed.

Jo: Wtf? You've been what??

Emma: I was with my boyfriend last night in bed going crazy and I didn't know his nutsack was so fucking massive. He slammed it against me and fractured my ribcage giving me nutlash

by BuffSquirrel June 12, 2021

nutlessness

King of all nutless people. To be the top rated person with no marbles.to lack the stones of manliness

Youbare the most nutlessness dude i know

by Unistash May 20, 2018

Nutless sack

When it’s so cold outside , your balls actually go inside your body

It’s like ten degrees today . I froze my ass off. I’ve been inside for an hour but I still got a nutless sack!

by Walleyed February 17, 2025