Monkey nut cruncher

Bollock molestor

Brian from SMTV, Peter Mandelson, many others

by Philan the Barbarian September 1, 2003

Nut Cruncher

A like a nipple cripple, but not on your nipple.

I hate nut crunchers

by Leigh Kemp March 28, 2004

nut crutch

any item (or person) that is used to boost someones ego.

I will need a nut crutch after that ball busting.

by BDBD14 April 7, 2024

NUT CRUTCH

SOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT BOOST YOUR EGO AFTER GETTING IT SHOT DOWN A FEW NOTCHES.

I NEED A NUT CRUTCH AFTER THAT EMBARRASSMENT.

by BDBD14 April 7, 2024

Crunchy Nut

When you ejaculate and pass a kidney stone at the same time.

Brittany "Oh my god I was with Zack last night and he gave me a crunchy nut!"
Becky "Omg ew that's so gross'"

by CheddaBiscuit May 12, 2015

Crunchy nut

When you nut while having a kidney stone

Bro I just had a crunchy nut and it hurt

by John nut September 26, 2019

Crunchy nut

The Art of letting your Girlfriend suck your balls and then she chews on them and you subsequently fly kick her causing her to spit your balls out in small chunks

"you mother fucker... imam fly kick yo ass outa here if you don't spit my crunchy nuts out" said Jesus to Mary

by curry cums out of my jab end February 12, 2015