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Nunes

A person who exudes Sexy. They could do anything from stripping to using the bathroom and it would turn you on.
by q2e4 March 16, 2009
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nune

To do absolutely nothing of importance.
If Devin nunes again then he should honestly lose his chairmanship.
by Catty McGee February 4, 2018
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Eliana Nunes

Eliana Nunes is the most beautiful girl ever! So stunning and amazing! She is the best friend ever she is loyal,popular and always bubbly.Eliana is smart and stylish!Without her i don't know what we would all do !
"Wow who is that ! "* gasps *
"Its obviously Eliana Nunes!Who else is smart,stylish and amazing!"
by reof'owrl January 19, 2013
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devin nunes

v. to perpetrate blatant inhumane unethical moral offenses unbecoming of the human race while standing dripping sweat into a bucket of lies.

adj. When a guy says he has something really important to tell you but instead you get trapped into watching him masturbate.
He put it where...without any warning...or lube...oh yeah you got the Devin Nunes.
by SEAZD February 3, 2018
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A wild nunes

A tall man with a sizable boiler, an extremely large nose, and patchy beard witch usually reminds him of his broken career
My shop teacher was being A Wild Nunes today in the shop.
by Boliver T. Shagnasty April 5, 2019
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Nunes time

A time that is a minimum of 30 minutes behind the actual time within the time zone which the term is being used.
Q: Where is that guy?! He is so late!

A: No, he’s just on Nunes time.
by Enricopalozzo April 15, 2019
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Devin Nunes

v. When your farts are so warm that you have no idea you've actually sharted, but come to realize just that at the very moment you begin speaking to an audience - so that your words become an incoherent jumble of nonsensical bullshit in the childlike hope that they mask the unfavorable smell of the partially leaked bowel movement.
I don't know when that leftover curry was put in there but I wouldn't eat it and risk a Devin Nunes during your presentation today in front of the board.
by gypsylosopher November 19, 2019
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