nunchucks

Weapons napoleon keeps in his locker.

See also bowstaff, as another weapon napoleon is good at using, and the reason a gang wants to recruit him.

Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchucks in there anymore.

by chadbobb December 5, 2004

Nunchucked

Something which might sound like some sort of an ape at first, till you get a hit on the head with one of these babies

Martha nunchucked her head yesterday....from what I hear, she's gonna be out for a week

by missfosterrules July 10, 2021

nunchuck

Refers to the person on your team who is useless.

Dude, you fucked up, you're the nunchuck.

by Justin A.K.A. Stingray February 7, 2008

Waluigi’s Nunchucks

A slang term that means nunchucks owned by Waluigi

Cool guy: Hey look it’s Waluigi’s nunchucks
Ugly head moron: Does that mean something inappropriate?
Cool guy: No

by Goteem ugly head moron August 7, 2018

Nunchucks Special

A ninja with an IQ of 80 fucking your face and choking you with nunchucks while you swing upside down from a ceiling fan. Duh.

He gave her a Nunchucks Special for her birthday.

by CocaineBear October 2, 2021

crimson nunchuck

When a guy is going down on a girl who is on her period and she pulls out her tampon and hits him in the face with it.

"What's that on your face?" "I just got a crimson nunchuck!"

by tompi October 16, 2008

Urban Nunchuck

The act of taking two black 15 inch dildo's and tying them together with string like nunchucks.

That girl whipped out her Urban Nunchucks so fast i didnt know what was happening.

by TheUrbaNinja August 6, 2011