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A really fat person like a really big fatso
‘Hey Mark’
‘Ya Johnny
‘Are you gonna eat all that cake?’
‘Yes’
‘You are a nunce
Nunce by Druibgdn June 22, 2022
An individual who self promotes as a steadfast Christian/catholic yet discretely exhibits promiscuous tendencies.
That man is a nunce.
Nunce by Thio68 February 3, 2026
A word that doesn't exactly have a definite meaning, but is 100% an insult that can be used in any circumstance, to anybody no matter who they are.
OR
A word for when nuns are causing a nuance
Definition one:
Person 1: Chocolate milk does come from brown cows
Person 2: Shut up you NuncE
Definition Two:
*Nuns doing graffiti or whatever a nuance is*
Person 1: There's a NuncE going on over there!
NuncE by Latte :3 June 18, 2026

Noncestick

When a paedophile has raped so many kids that the government has decided to impale them on a metal pole.
You hear about that paedophile Nik who lived up the road? Yeah now he is just a noncestick
Noncestick by NJRuler November 6, 2019

Ginger nonce 

Have you seen that ginger nonce new vid

Yeah Stephen tries

Ha gottem

Dog Nonce 

An individual who uses a dog for any of the following: 1) sexual contact, 2) fouling public places with faeces, 3) placing faeces where children play, 4) imposing their dog(s) onto members of the public, 4) causing noise nuisance.
Make sure your children play somewhere well away from paedophiles or dog nonces.
Dog Nonce by topwise September 4, 2019
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