numping

To rub male to male or female to female bottoms together, generally involving olive oil.

reverse spoon numping, numping sponge, numping frottage,spoof numping, oily bottom numping

by Bill4b August 28, 2006

nump

The act of wearing "Nothing Under My Pants".

Man... I'm goin nump.

by Mella-bella April 13, 2008

nump

a word used to in any sentence describe anything at any timt

what the nump is going on?

that was numping awesome!

HOLY NUMP!

I don't feel so nump today.

by chillenchoclate December 1, 2009

Head numping

When you nibble on the tip of the penis

I love head numping my buddy Frank

by Franks friend January 16, 2022

Nump King

One who's life revolves around Counter-Stike. He will play the game endlessly, talk using the nerdish CS terms and go to an internet cafe or online game place 24/7 to hone his completely useless skills.

Rob: "Ten bucks sez that freak is a Nump King"

Todd: "Your on, I still think he's a just a wollow noob prince"

by JONBOY June 11, 2003

NUMP/NUWT

Obnoxious party-invite acronyms, as in No Ugly Men, Please/No Ugly Women, Thanks.

Hope you can make it tomorrow night. Remember, NUMP/NUWT.

by moi October 15, 2003

nump

someone who is being an idiot that is making someone laugh by being an idiot

you are such a nump!

by urban-nump June 9, 2018