nump

the dude that sings the nutshack's theme (dead meme)

nump: it's the nutshack!
i got grapes, whatcha watching son?

by FlashlightMemelord March 3, 2018

nump

The act of wearing "Nothing Under My Pants".

Man... I'm goin nump.

by Mella-bella April 13, 2008

nump

a word used to in any sentence describe anything at any timt

what the nump is going on?

that was numping awesome!

HOLY NUMP!

I don't feel so nump today.

by chillenchoclate December 1, 2009

Head numping

When you nibble on the tip of the penis

I love head numping my buddy Frank

by Franks friend January 16, 2022

Nump King

One who's life revolves around Counter-Stike. He will play the game endlessly, talk using the nerdish CS terms and go to an internet cafe or online game place 24/7 to hone his completely useless skills.

Rob: "Ten bucks sez that freak is a Nump King"

Todd: "Your on, I still think he's a just a wollow noob prince"

by JONBOY June 11, 2003

NUMP/NUWT

Obnoxious party-invite acronyms, as in No Ugly Men, Please/No Ugly Women, Thanks.

Hope you can make it tomorrow night. Remember, NUMP/NUWT.

by moi October 15, 2003

Nump

The act of getting one tapped by a Terror Bird in ark survival evolved.

“Fuck dude that Terror Bird just numped me”

by Conman87 July 14, 2021