Nump

That awful moment when you take a dump and some of the toilet water splashes up and hits your butt.

Ah gross I just had a nump!

by Agentm April 3, 2006

nump

someone who is being an idiot that is making someone laugh by being an idiot

you are such a nump!

by urban-nump June 9, 2018

Nump

An absurdly futile act.

Endless numping gets you nowhere.

His nump was met with predictable failure.

by osan January 25, 2020

Nump

The act of getting one tapped by a Terror Bird in ark survival evolved.

“Fuck dude that Terror Bird just numped me”

by Conman87 July 14, 2021

Nump

A floating small creature that originates from the Skin Dimension.
(something me and my friends came up with)

I just saw a Nump around here somewhere.

by justonedog February 19, 2022

Nump King

One who's life revolves around Counter-Stike. He will play the game endlessly, talk using the nerdish CS terms and go to an internet cafe or online game place 24/7 to hone his completely useless skills.

Rob: "Ten bucks sez that freak is a Nump King"

Todd: "Your on, I still think he's a just a wollow noob prince"

by JONBOY June 11, 2003

NUMP/NUWT

Obnoxious party-invite acronyms, as in No Ugly Men, Please/No Ugly Women, Thanks.

Hope you can make it tomorrow night. Remember, NUMP/NUWT.

by moi October 15, 2003