Number three

Best Jersey Number, EVER!

Joe - "What's your jersey say?"
Ben- "Number three."
Joe- "Best number EVER!"

by nothinglessnothingmore March 28, 2011

Number three

Its diarrhea because it has the fluid of pee but it still is poop.

Male number 1: Yo man last night after dinner i had some bad number three it stinked up the whole bathroom.

Male Number 2:Damn man i never want to have a number 3

by malima August 19, 2014

number three

Taking a shower immediately after dropping anchor. It's called a number three because it should ALWAYS follow a number two. If you don't agree, then here is what will convince you: If you get poop on your hand and wipe it off with a dry piece of toilet paper YOUR HAND WILL STILL SMELL LIKE POOP! (shock)

Aaron Desselle always goes home from work to take a number three. His butt is clean right now.

by a-diggity June 29, 2004

number three

ecstasy.

Due to a ranking of drugs. It's still in the works. All drugs have not been tried/ranked yet.

see number two

What are you doing tonight?
About to get me some of that number three.

What are they on right now?
They are hella number threed out!

by Urban Dictionary March 30, 2009

number three

The act of masturbating into a toilet.

He said he was going to the restroom for a number three.

by mrhh69 May 13, 2015

Number Three

The dreaded third shit of the morning, usually hits as soon as you either take a shower or leave the house.

My god that cheap draft is haunting me now! Number Three came knockin as soon as I walked out the door!

As I was drying off after a hot shower, number three hit with a vengeance not often seen in this universe and I had to dirty my clean arse....goddammitt!!

by Lunicus February 9, 2013

Number Three

When you have extremely bad diarrhea or thin watery feces. It is often the cause of spicy food and Taco Bell.

"Hey, can we go I have to pee...?"
"Dude, don't be a fag, go in the trees."
"...from my ass."
(Number Three)

by nirog January 4, 2009