NovemBEARD

The act of not shaving and thus growing a beard, if possible.

This November I'm taking a photo everyday and uploading it to NovemBEARDdotcom to see my beard grow... And maybe win a contest.

by Jordan Dobson November 27, 2007

Novembeard

The growing of a very long beard in the month of November and also known as a Contest Held in the Month of November, where high school students will try to grow the best beard as quickly as possible by the end of the Month

"I grew a 8 inch long beard, in two weeks now. I hope i can grow the best Novembeard!"

by Awayk November 6, 2009

My November

A time in your life in which you loved soo much you wish you could go back and re-live it

“prom night was my November, everything was perfect.”

by Bimmer October 25, 2017

November 17

National no homework day, all students boycott homework and see if we can make this a real holiday

Teacher : Why didn't you do your homework
Student: Because it's November 17

by Frilileckk November 3, 2019

November 9th

A day to tell your crush you like them or slap a bitch

That’s because it’s November 9th

by Joe mama player October 13, 2019

November 2

National slap your siblings day

"Hey brother its November 2"
"Oh fuck"

by a vskskso hooman October 28, 2019

No nut November Poem

When the nut was plentiful,

when the nut was tender

because I'm fasting from the nut,

I go outside to clear my mind

but I see a nut tree,

I see nuts of every kind

And so I being to wonder

if fasting from the nut is a blunder

should I just go crazy?

should I release the thunder?

But oh, no!

I made a bet that I could resist the nut

and I am not about it!

Best believe I'm not paying that five dollars.

A week left in my journey

for the nut I am yearning.

The nut will not bug me,

I'm not a roly poly

I am a man, the nut will not control me.

So December comes blooming,

blooming like a daisy.

Best believe, night of December;

your boy is going crazy.

“I’m struggling this November”
“Let me bless you with some motivational speech, listen to this No Nut November Poem”

by Yung_Samoan November 9, 2019