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by the unfunny kivi guy October 10, 2023

Short notice dick

Unexpectedly seeing someone's penis, not having prior notice or time to process

I was walking down the street and one of the neighbors kids lost a bet & had to run around naked, short notice dick was corrupting my eyes, I didn't mean to look I swear

by -Mary&Danny May 4, 2015

Burn Notice

an official statement issued by one intelligence agency to other agencies. It states that an individual or a group is unreliable for one or more reasons or purposes. This is essentially a directive for the recipient to disregard or "burn" all information derived from that individual or group.

"The CIA issued a burn notice on the defector from the Soviet Union after most of his stories were found to be false."

by mashetee January 16, 2010

floridian 2 week notice

To call in sick to a job, then never show up again, usually out of some form of guilt.

Boss 1: Where's that new guy? He hasn't been here for like 2 days?

Boss 2: Well, he called out like 3 days ago, which was probably his Floridian 2 week notice

by PJS May 14, 2006

nohican

A reverse mohican hairstyle. Bald in the middle, long at the sides - a la Terry Nutkins.

Check out grandads nohican.

by Buzz Meeks February 8, 2008

notifailcation

(note-a-fail-cay-shun) when an application on your phone fails to alert you in a timely manner, if at all, of an action taken by another person. Pertaining to Facebook, Words with Friends, or any other application where a well-timed or relevant response is a must.

Keith: Dude, it's been your turn for hours, why haven't you played a word yet?

Chris: Man, I never got the notifailcation!

by ChrisMizzo July 13, 2011

Short notice dick

Unexpectedly seeing someone's penis, not having prior notice or time to process

I was walking down the street and one of the neighbors kids lost a bet & had to run around naked, short notice dick was corrupting my eyes, I didn't mean to look I swear

by -Mary&Danny May 3, 2015