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Puerto Rican Notepad

(n.) Instead of writing on an actual piece of paper, you write on some part of your body (usually the palm or back of hand) like a notepad.

This is called the "Puerto Rican" notepad because the writing will remain there until it get's washed off, which is not frequently done by Puerto Ricans. So it will be remembered and read often.
Guy 1: That guy has "things to do today" written on his hand.
Guy 2: Yeah but that is dated for two weeks ago! That's a puerto rican notepad bitch!
by capnkev April 20, 2009
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notepad++

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notepad

The term used to express your disinterest when a stranger or friend is telling a long and/or boring story, or is starting a story that sounds boring.

The idea is that you express your boredom by pretending to be taking notes.
guy 1.

'so yeah, I'm an animal nutritionist I feed chickens I can control the size their eggs for major supermarket brands for example..........'

guy 2 to guy 3.

'Hey Man, did you bring your notepad? I'm running out of paper here.'
by Peter Peter foreskin eater April 21, 2010
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notepad master

A skid or scriptkitty or 11-year-old who exclusively teaches people how to copy n paste "codes" into notepad and knows nothing else.
Skills of the notepader:
- copy & paste
- getting their mom to accidentally shut-down their computer
- not having a microphone and typing into notepad to explain shit on youtube
- being an idiot
omg you are such a notepad master you have the power of notepad at your fingertips you totally tricked your mom into accidentally shutting down her computer you are such a haxr i frigging supscribe
by Inivikan October 5, 2015
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Blank Notepad

When you're on the phone with someone (a friend, signifigant other, etc.) and they're supposed to be talking to you, but they're either around people or hanging out with someone, and they totally pay no attention to you on the other line because they're too busy talking to whoever they are with. I think that is sooo annoying.
You: How was your day..?

Whoever you're talking to: Eh.. it was alright... Haha, I love you, man.

You: I love you too!

Whoever you're talking to: No, I was talking to Jason...

"My boyfriend just pulled a Blank Notepad! You think that's his way of saying he's mad? He doesn't care anymore!"
by ILoveEv7766 July 7, 2009
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Notepad code

A term used by computer illeterate idiots to refer to any kind of executable file that would typically be written in a plain text editor, and executed based on it's extension without compilation. This is primarily a batch file, but cand include others, such as .vbs, .com, .pl etc.
Noob: Hey, can someone give me the notepad code to shutdown a computer?
by Douzo Yoroshiku June 15, 2009
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notepad

a bizzare sexual organ developed by certain cults around west yorkshire it comprises of a small flap of skin resembling a 'post it' note, this ca be rolled up to be shoved inside a woman/man (whatever takes your fancy), have a slit cut in it to become a vagina or rubbed as a weird way of masturbation
first guy:he has a notepad
second guy:he's called daryl
both:hah hah hah hah hah
both:big headed bastard!
by stoneth November 3, 2004
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