Notch

aka Markus Persson, the original creator of the popular video game Minecraft.

Holy cow, Notch just joined our server!!!!!111!!!11

by dibbylongshooott August 27, 2020

Notch

(Verb) To inadvertently DDoS attack a website due to sudden interest, often caused by a reccomendation from someone with many online followers or fans.

Coined on the 26th August 2011, when popular indie games developer Notch (Markus Persson) directed his 300,000 or so twitter followers to visit the website of Grimrock, another indie game, almost immediately crashing it.

Notch: Check out this awesome game! *trollface*

Me: Man, that website is gonna get Notched.

by TwelveNinetySix August 28, 2011

Notches

A notch is a very unspecific unit of measurement.

Hey, Jacob, that wall is three Notches high. " "Yeah, but this book is like six Notches thick.

by Kaylee Hofstetter June 10, 2010

Notch

Hot, particularly good looking, dank

Did you see how notch that guy was?

by Notchy September 8, 2013

Notch

a frick (the awkward from of frack which is good)

Minecraft player 1: "notch is sooooo cool! what a frack!"
Me: "hes a frick"

by therealMrsMalik July 26, 2013

notch

(noun) A top notch hoe. Above average looking female.

Damn your sister is top notch.

by Wood Dawger June 30, 2005

notch

Noun, sense 1. An affectionate synonym for 'vagina'. See also gash.

Noun, sense 2. Someone with whom you basically just get drunk and/or high and have sex, usually on a short term basis. Compare to "your girl" or "a ho", both are higher on the intimacy ladder.

Sense 1: "I am so going to hit that notch, bro."

Sense 2: "Are you going to the prom with him?" "Naw. He's just a notch."

by Danny Delinquent December 5, 2003