nosterbater

a person who has been caught masterbating in your bed, the person's last name must be noster.

guy 1: what the fuck are you doing? i can't believe ur jacking off in my bed!
noster: i am gay.
guy 1: no shit! i told you to stop nosterbating in my bed!
noster: actually, the definition of nosterbating includes doing it in your bed, so you are just re-afirming it.
guy 1: so stop jacking off, just because you are talking doesn't mean you can still masterbate in my bed!
noster: sorry, just let me finish.

by non wrestler April 24, 2005

noseturbated

When you are about to sneeze or when your nose hurts, so you rub your nose vigorously

Ex: Me : Tom is such a nice guy, but he had a zombieface during our entire date last night. Angela: maybe he had to sneeze a lot.
Me: Maybe, but he could've used a Kleenex or noseturbated if that was the case.

by Strange girl next door April 15, 2016

Naseturbate

Indulge in an activity that produces a sneeze.

When he feels a sneeze coming on so he will naseturbate by sniffing in and out rapidly resulting in a nosegasm.

by anonymous August 20, 2021

niceturbate

Go out of your way to feel like you're helping someone without actually helping them at all; especially when your "help" just interrupts what they were doing.

That guy made a huge fuss about clearing a path for me when I was carrying my stack of chainsaws through the room, but he just caused a traffic jam at the door I was going through. Way to niceturbate in public, slugger.

by ambirdsall March 28, 2017

Nonsturbate

To masturbate whilst thinking of an individual that is under the age of consent.

Last night I masterbated whilst thinking about my neighbours daughter ie.. had a nonsturbate

by Filth monger. August 2, 2022

Nosterbate

When someone sticks a long, thin object up their nose to trigger the sensation of sneezing.

When I was young, I would sometimes nosterbate with the guns on my plastic army men.

by Wizardrous Writer February 28, 2025