Northumberland

a small town in the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania. Most know for the Joseph Priestly House (although nobody out of the area has ever really heard of it) and Front Street Station. There is nothing to do here, everything requires going to a different town, including high school. Also known as "the good side of the river" as opposed to Sunbury. The most exciting event to occur here is Pineknotter Days.

Where is Northumberland?

by abc123unmi February 25, 2009

Northumbrian Spasm

When you're midway through a sexual act and you're about to ejaculate, however, to prolong your sexual stamina you tense your entire body and accidentally sh*t your pants.

Barry: Oh my god I totally ended up having a Northumbrian Spasm last night!
Carl: Ah man! I bet it went everywhere!

by ShitForBrains2001 May 16, 2018

Northumbrian Nationalist

A Northumbrian nationalist is typical from the south, usually London and after going to university in Manchester or Newcastle has decided that they're in fact Northern. Extra points if they're gay, trans or a furry. Typically a pedophile.

Marra that Northumbrian Nationalist is a fucking spastic
Aye, John down the road is a Northumbrian Nationalist, he also served 6 years in Durham for riding larl lassies

by _That_Rat December 4, 2020

Northumbrian Nationalist

A Northumbrian nationalist is usually actually from the south, typically London however attended university in Manchester or Newcastle and has remained there after graduating. They're almost always a child groomer. Extra points if they're trans or a furry.

"Alright marra, that Sapphire down the road is a Northumbrian Nationalist. Fucking Spastic."

"He's a Northumbrian Nationalist. Not surpised, fucker got four and a half years for riding larl lassies."

by _That_Rat December 4, 2020