nooner

A wheelie on a motorcycle.

Joe squid was pissed at the driver so he popped a fat nooner and blew past him.

by Joe Squid May 9, 2020

nooner

High Noon hard seltzer

Nothing better than pounding nooners with the boys

by Colonizer43 March 13, 2021

nooner

sex between 2 or more people during a lunch break from work or school.

I work much more efficiently after a good nooner.

by OVincent August 20, 2009

nooner

When you combine lunch with sex.

Melissa went home for a nooner.

by bnc4e November 5, 2007

nooner

An erect penis that resembles the hands of a clock at 12:00 P.M. (straight up). If a nooner is exhibited during the late evening hours, it can also be referred to by the term midnighter.

I was sitting at work when Frank sent me that NSFW video. I got a pretty big nooner and couldn't wait to get home and FAP.

by PetefromCrete March 5, 2011

nooner

The act of leaving work with someone you are not married to and engaging in a sexual act. Preferably in a car/SUV that you have parked in a parking garage. The location is normally thought to be a secret so that coworkers will not know of the affair. But is normally known to people that park in the garage.

Hey Dennis meet me at my black toyota in the garage, it will be a nooner.

by dag2008 June 24, 2008

nooner

someone of relativley low intelligence or street smarts, someone who always gets you in trouble. Also known as having sex during lunch time

"dude, why the hell did you do that!? stupid nooner."

by captain bloodsock March 8, 2008