Oklahoma Switch

The Oklahoma switch is when something you own breaks that is still sold in stores. You buy a new one, and return your broken one in the new packaging.

-Dude my router broke !
-No worries man just pull an Oklahoma switch.
-Oh yeah good idea!

by Mike Marino February 29, 2008

Oklahoma Panhandle

A seemingly impossible feat of human anatomy in which a midget is coated from head to toe in ranch dressing. The midget is then adorned with a frying pan on the head to be used as a hat when making headway. Finally, and most painfully, the midget is forced up into the rectal region of a female human, tears out the ovaries, and wears them as a pair of antlers.

A:Hey man, my neighbor just got an Oklahoma Panhandle
B:No way! what happened to her bro?
A:The doctors ran out of stitches!!
B:Oh shit !

by Eatingkillingshittingmachine October 25, 2009

oklahoma drill

A drill during a football practice where 2 players lineup, and run at each other. They try and push each other back as far as possible.

I think I’m going to beat Jack in this Oklahoma drill.

by Derb27 May 2, 2019

Oklahoma Incident

Doodoo Bird comes flying into your house after shitting on your dad's dick and takes a dump on you before humping your laptop with it's stinky dick and then flies off to ascend.

My friend was in an Oklahoma Incident...

by WWW.COMPASS May 3, 2023

Oklahoma Desk Pass

In 2013, the Tulsa County School District abandoned the use of hall passes, and instead required students to carry their desks to the bathroom. The change was due to too many students leaving to the bathroom at once, and not returning to class.

"Dude, remember Oklahoma Desk Passes?"
"Yeah, those sucked dude, I had to hold it in for ages."

by Spawnzilla May 13, 2023

oklahoma

home of the quakenado.... one of the few places in the world where two natural disaster happen at the same time.

Dude I was in oklahoma last week and I had to run out side 'cause of the quake.... then the tornado horn went off and I had to go in the shelter! I know bro I hate QUAKENADOS!

by ddrift November 19, 2011

1948 Oklahoma Pile Driver

A sexual feat that requires the aid of a trustworthy pilot, oil, feathers, and a horny countrymen with nothing better to do. A male covers himself in oil, then proceeds to roll around in a pile of feathers. If done correctly, he'll almost appear to be a bird. The male then straps himself into a World War 1 open cockpit bi-plane. At exactly 9,865 feet, the male jumps out of the plane, without a parachute, plummeting towards the ground at terminal velocity. During this time the male becomes aroused, then makes his penis perpendicular to the ground, and then finally flaps his arms imitating a bird like motion before smashing "dick first" into the ground. This feat was first done by the famous Oklahoma resident Harry Sack in 1948 thus, giving the feat the name "1948 Oklahoma Pile Driver". This same feat can be done to a woman however, you would also need to hire a skillful mathematician in order to figure out the exact timing to jump from the aircraft.

Joe: Dude i would totally have sex with Sally
Colin: I wouldn't have sex with her, i'd give her a 1948 Oklahoma Pile Driver!

by TESTICLETWISTER September 6, 2013