Nokia 3310

An indestructible device, used as a nuclear weapon. It can survive up to 3 decades on 1% battery also it has its own nuclear reactor. One of the only lethal weapons that don't require a licence. It has a flashlight which you can use to torture people. It can outlive you. You cannot destroy it, it has its own gravity force, you can use it as a pickaxe, axe, shovel, sword and anything else. The vibration feature can be used to cause earthquakes. Also, you can play snake on it.

The Nokia 3310 cannot be used in a sentence. It's just too great.

by Chr1s_56 November 3, 2017

Nokiasaurus

The ancient brick-style nokia phones with typical green background lighting and 12 thumb-sized buttons; 0-9, call and reject. They are in danger of becoming extinct, some say there are only 200 left in their natural habitat; in the pockets of the technophobic older generation. Competition from other species which are actually able to send text messages and load Snake is what is beginning to wipe the phones out completely.

Some older Nokiasaurs have aerials but they are mostly just there for decoration since they do not seem to help the clarity of calls.

Steve? Hello... Steve? .... Steve - you're breaking up. .... Steve? .... You're using that Nokiasaurus of yours again, aren't you?

by s.parrow June 22, 2011

Nokia

An indestructible, deadly weapon

" Watch out! He has a Nokia! "

by Soccerhead88 December 14, 2013

nokiaphobia

a fear of the nokia brand of phone,ranging from any one in the range except the N69. the only known cure for this phobia is by laying in a warm bath of frogs spawn

that guy has nokiaphobia

by paul the mighty egg layer March 11, 2009

Nokialand

commonly refered to Finland being as the makers of nokiamobile phones and not much else,except winners of Eurovision Song Contest 2006, finns are mostly racist drunken tribal society,rude & territorial and really dont like outsiders/foreigners having fun due to lack of any sense of humour,if you believe what others have reported.oh yeah! rubbish @ hockey.

nokialand home of Santa Claus and Rudolf the red nosed reindeer.

by mohair July 14, 2007

Nokia

A Finnish mobile phone manufacturer. Their phones are world renowned for being incredibly durable.

Hey Alex I just dropped my Nokia down four flights of concrete stairs and into the pool.

Oh that sucks...

I know, now when I text the 5 key makes a little squishy noise.

BEST PHONES EVER

by mtl007 October 31, 2008

Nokiaexpress

Nokiaexpress is often heard of as an oddly introverted being and rarely leaves its natural habitat of discord. No live witnesses of a real Nokiaexpress have been reported.

Somebody: Hey! I heard somebody say Nokiaexpress was a pissbaby!

Somebody else: Really? Wow!

by pseudonymamim52 March 29, 2021