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Dr. Nobgobbler

A professor of phaggotry, with a PhD in sucking dicks. Born under the name Costas Mourselas, his nickname came from his obsession with biting off penises and proceeding to eating them them during practicals whilst in university. His obsession with penises remains the same to this very day.

Despite this he still remains a highly respected individual in his field.
Dr. Nobgobbler was trying to bite my cock off yesterday after the lecture.
by tomounitismanassou420 December 1, 2013
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cock nobbler

Cock nobbler. (adjective), (a cock sucker or wannabe cock sucker, i.e. bad driver must be distracted sucking cock)

San Jose slang for a terrible driver who in traffic insists on honking his horn when he or she knows there are five cars in front of him or her and the light ahead is red, like it will turn faster.
To be one of these jerk drivers one must assume he or she is not actually getting head but just being a bad driver.

This implies the reason his or her horn is 'broken' is he is getting a finger job from his hand while he waits and is hitting the wheel, or in some cases, his carpool assistant is sucking him off.

Why is that idiot in the blue Camry honking when there are ten cars in front of us?
Maybe the cock nobbler has discovered his hand again.
by zickhyt June 18, 2011
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cob nobbler

one who nobbles the cob, ie: one who engages in oral sex with a male.
betty sure is a cob nobbler!
by rod handler March 24, 2005
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Noobler

A noob who calls others noob, They’re also young.
Look at this Noobler calling us a noob
by m1e2w3 June 26, 2018
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Hob Nobbler

One who attempts a fast witty comeback to a previous insult only to make a total ass out of themselves and dig a deeper hole. A lack of intellectuality and sever stuttering are major attributes to being a hob nobbler.
"I called lewis a knob goblin and he told me I was a hob nobbler "
by hotdog1000 June 20, 2016
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Noobler

When someone is giving you oral sex, they tear the head of your dick off and spit it into the air.
Blow me baby, but please don't nooble me.
by Kool aid August 28, 2004
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nobbler

Mandy gave me the best nobbler I'd ever received.
by B. Sure January 16, 2003
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