make one's ass pucker

to frighten one, to scare one badly

A disaster like that would make one's ass pucker.

by Light Joker August 27, 2007

head up ones ass

when your so busy being a dick head and not knowing what your doing that at one point you buy yourself a glass stomach so you can see ware your going because your head is so far up ones ass.

HOLY SHIT GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING PRICK!

wow sweet glass stomach i wish i had my head up ones ass.

by jesse tomasello December 17, 2008

to talk out of ones ass

An act performed by individuals with a rare disorder known as vocal assitis. People with this disease actually have a voice box right behind their prostate in their anus.

Jon Kodatt likes to talk out of his ass.

by william d willerson February 17, 2003

Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC

Former military or police who inflate their accomplishments and bring a giant ego to their next job, especially in training. After leaving the military, Tier-One Ass-Clowns put in the role of instructor of weapon and tactics usually endanger students with a toxic mix of their own ego and flawed training doctrine.

Ben: What did Ralph and Bert do in the military before they came to training?

Curtis: Well I know one was military police and I think other was in Special Forces but worked "at the rear with the gear" instead of forward deployed.

Ben: That explains the ego.

What a couple of "Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC".

Curtis: Word

by Mil3Druid3 January 4, 2015

blow smoke up one's ass

Tobacco Smoke Enema (1750's-1810s)
The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patients rectum for various medical purposes, primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke towards the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration, but doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase “Blow smoke up one’s ass.”

I don't trust him, he's just trying to "blow smoke up one's ass".
Oh don't believe him, he's just blowing smoke up your ass!

by Chafu August 18, 2009

Blow a fish out of one's ass

An expression which helps create an image of how angry one is/was at the time.

"I was so pissed I almost blew a fish out of my ass!"

by Bettie Who May 1, 2005

not know ones ass from ones elbow

(variants; a hole in the ground may replace ones Elbow)
To be cofused aboutr something.

Some people on this dictionary do not know thier asses from thier elbows.

by Light Joker June 12, 2004