Dick Nut

Dick Nut someone who is acting like a dick

Damn carlos is being such a dick nut.
shutup you dick nut.

by mikalah July 18, 2021

Dick Nuts

A neighbor who constantly screws with your life

I was having a good time until Dick Nuts called the cops.

by BobRoberts January 5, 2015

dick-nuts

An instance where a man's testicle gets unnaturally wrap around the shaft of the penis resulting in one ball being above the penis.

Petey: Yo, wasup wit u. Stop walking like that, your embarrassing me.

Prips: I've got the serious case of dick-nuts man, it feels like a meatball resting on me shaft.

by Dits Magee October 21, 2007

dick nuts cereal

When a woman gargles nutsack to the point where the bodily fluid overflows out of her mouth.

Damn Ron, Parker's Mom is making dick nuts cereal again.

by GoPastTheLimit May 4, 2016

unsexed dick-nuts

See blue balls.

After an hour of jacking it with no results, Dorian went to bed with unsexed dick-nuts.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

Shit dick nut suck

When one takes a huge shit on a dick making the dick climax or “nut” by sucking on it repeatedly and swallowing there own fecal matter

Robby: did you hear last night Johnny did a good ol’ shit dick nut suck

Mark:Holy Shitaki mushrooms I didn’t know a human was capable of such a crime of shitting on a dick then sucking on it

by Brodman585 March 16, 2021

dick tug nuts

when someone tugs on your dick and nuts at the same time

she is so hot she gave me a dick tug nuts

by tityass April 7, 2016