by Granculero June 17, 2017
The statement one makes when one sees a burning beacon of raw sexuality or other similarly attractive object to which they would gladly administer a sound fucking.
*fine piece of ass walks by*
Slavering horny adolescent male 1: I'd hit that.
SHAM 2: I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god.
SHAM 3: I'd hit that so hard, whoever could pull me out would be the king of England.
SHAM 4: I'd hit that... with a stick.
SHAM 1-3: *glare*
Slavering horny adolescent male 1: I'd hit that.
SHAM 2: I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god.
SHAM 3: I'd hit that so hard, whoever could pull me out would be the king of England.
SHAM 4: I'd hit that... with a stick.
SHAM 1-3: *glare*
by The God-Emperor April 12, 2008
by SsSaAaMmMii March 21, 2009
A rather generic phrase used to show you're better than someone because you're braver or more stupid
Man-If you ever see a tornado, you should throw something in it
Friend-Why? That's dumb
Man-Naw, I'd do it
Friend-Why? That's dumb
Man-Naw, I'd do it
by Themadbaron April 28, 2011
saying that females use when they find someone of the opposite sex attractive. This is the version of "I'd tap that" centered at mainly males.
"He's hot. I'd smack that."
by Erinnnnn May 10, 2006
by blackout szn August 23, 2017
by guhldenk February 16, 2017