i'd clap

A subtle way of saying "I'd fuck the shit outta you"

Guy 1: aye what you think about that one girl from class?
Guy 2: i'd clap ANYDAY

by Granculero July 15, 2017

i'd hit that

The statement one makes when one sees a burning beacon of raw sexuality or other similarly attractive object to which they would gladly administer a sound fucking.

*fine piece of ass walks by*

Slavering horny adolescent male 1: I'd hit that.

SHAM 2: I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god.

SHAM 3: I'd hit that so hard, whoever could pull me out would be the king of England.

SHAM 4: I'd hit that... with a stick.

SHAM 1-3: *glare*

by The God-Emperor April 11, 2008

I'd Jack That

When you express your desire to steal a nice-looking car. Similar to "I'd Tap That".

"Damn, I'd jack that Phantom"

by SsSaAaMmMii March 25, 2009

I'd do it

A rather generic phrase used to show you're better than someone because you're braver or more stupid

Man-If you ever see a tornado, you should throw something in it
Friend-Why? That's dumb
Man-Naw, I'd do it

by Themadbaron May 19, 2011

i'd smack that

saying that females use when they find someone of the opposite sex attractive. This is the version of "I'd tap that" centered at mainly males.

"He's hot. I'd smack that."

by Erinnnnn May 17, 2006

i'd destroy

i'd hit it' i'd smash

"i'd destroy", = to have sex with someone until they can no longer take it.

by blackout szn August 23, 2017

i'd pipe

Verb. A way of saying i'd fuck.

Damn mami your 're so fine i'd pipe.

by guhldenk February 15, 2017