NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What you say when you really don't want something to happen

Person 1: Can I use your toothbrush to clean the floorboards

Person 2: NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by JASPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 9, 2021

please no

Something you say to someone who's about to do something stupid/unfavorable (usually exposing something about you) in a casual manner

A homie: I'm gonna tell the boys about how you punched Sarah
me: please no

by DatGooseBoio January 25, 2021

no lies please

a term that is used towards somebody who says they will do something but then don't

Marin: "Mathew are you coming to the pub tonight?"
Mathew: "Yes I am, will see you at 8.30"
Martin: "No lies please"

by Mathew Salmon July 30, 2006

hell no; please

Basically this means "no way" with an extra "please" on the end for good measure. Supposedly said by Mr. T, but I can't remember.

Hey lets jump that dumpster in a pedalo!!!
Hell no; please!!!

by Ezra McKenzie November 7, 2006

Please No

please don't approve this i just needed to write something so i could vote on others things cause im bad at tech

please no to voting this, this shouldn't be in urban dictionary

by YeahPleaseNo March 29, 2021

no interviews please

The state slogan of West Virginia. Coined by the Daily Show in reference to West Virginians giving their reasons for voting for Hillary Clinton over Barack Obama in the May 2008 primary.

He's from t'other race, and you know, I'm scared o'that 'cause we've had so much conflict with 'em.

He's a Muslim, and that has a lot to do with it.

I don't like that Hussein thing. I've had enough of Hussein.

West Virginia -- No Interviews Please

by lexihunter May 16, 2008

Oh god no please stop

What women say when you have sex with them to let you know that they're not comfortable.
If you ever hear this, stop. definitely stop. you should probably not be looking for the definition of this on urban dictionary, you should have stopped like 15 seconds ago at least. Why are you still reading, please stop. How did you not know this meant stop. Why did you have to google it. Anyway who uses their phone during sex regardless. Weirdo.

Woman: "Oh god no please stop"
Man: (Stops)
Woman: Thank you.
Its not hard.

by ILikeJoshVeryMuchIThinkHesCool June 23, 2022