van Nistelrooy

The most complete centre forward in the universe. Scored 25 goals in the English Premiership. Won the Golden Boot. Top goal-scorer in the UEFA Champions League. Appears in every non-bias Dream Team. Coveted by every top team. Better than any Henry, Beattie, Owen and fucking idiots (people who do not support the richest, biggest and best football club on earth, Manchester United. All in all, no one can say a bad word about him.

Value: £100000000000000000000000000000m pounds (the lowest price he would cost)

As perfect as Van Nistelrooy

by A Red Devil fan - same as 10billion people across September 16, 2003

Nisselue

1: Rød lue, ofte med hvit dusk.

2: Kallenavn på forhuden på penis.

For mye nisselue, eller sagt på en anne måte, litt for mye forhud.

by SortEngel December 25, 2011

nisola

a nice boy that pulls all the girls. usually black and not a virgin.

u are very lucky if you have a nisola in your life

by Stragam March 3, 2019

nisola

Attractive black boy. Very lucky if you have a nisola in your life.

I met Nisola yesterday, I want him to be my boyfriend

by Stragam April 12, 2020

Ruud Van Nistelroy

"the flying dutch man" he scores many goals for Manchester United and is one of their key players

Ruud is awesome!

by Lauren December 12, 2003

fo schisel my nisel

fo schisel my nisel is slang for, for sure my n____

fo schisel my nisel we still going

by dirty boy September 7, 2005

Nisselaj

Nisselaj is a very cool, tall, handsome, clean, cute and nice. Nisselaj is also another name of fantastic

I am Nisselaj at playing basketball

by Niggalaj March 3, 2017